12 Pack Tuesdays

Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher”             Socrates, diddled kids man…kids “One should always be in love.  One should never marry.”             Oscar Wilde, lived in the late 1800’s and was gay…nuff said “A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the […]

Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel of a mother”                                                 Abraham Lincoln, theatre-goer “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”                                                 Mark Twain, pissed the bed at age 16 “Diligence is the mother of good luck.”                         Benjamin Franklin, lucked his way into a lot of French ‘tang             Yes.  […]

Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “It’s a habit of mine now, noticing labels, logos, and shoes”                                                 Michael Jordan, doesn’t notice he has a Hitler ‘stach “Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world”                                                 Marilyn Monroe, having a killer rack also helps “I grab my hat and I grab my shoes.  Tonight I’m gonna hit the street and cruise.  Down the main strip and check it […]

Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “All great change in America begins at the dinner table” Ronald Reagan, once slept with a chimp…seriously “In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.” Oscar Wilde, somehow still sounding gay after all these years “If you give me the chance, I’ll destroy America for you” Johnny Rotten, making threats he can’t back up since 1978 Let’s see, I arrive […]

Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “If anything is sacred, The human body is sacred” Walt Whitman, wisely whittling witticisms “I think the human body is beautiful, and I don’t really have a huge problem dealing with it” Andie MacDowell, waiting by a phone hoping Hollywood calls “Teas’n, Pleas’n, yeah give the dog a bone.  Teas’n Pleas’n, roll over baby hang up the phone.” Jason MacMaster, you must be bad in bed […]

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Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes   “Yeah, we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun.” John Lennon, did not think that this would get him shot   “The sun is gone but I have a light.” Kurt Cobain, totally knew that this would get him shot   “The Sun is new each day” Heraclitus, hahahahahah “clitus” bwahahahahahahaha   “A pelvis thrust and the sweat starts to […]

Your Weekly Inspirational Quotes “Excellence is the best deterrent to racism or sexism.” Oprah, livin’ large “People know abou the Klan and overt racism, but the killing of one’s soul little by little, day after day, is a lot worse than someone coming in your house and lynching you.” Samuel L Jackson, Bad Ass Motherfucker “I love my KKK bitch, I love it when she suck me though.” Ice T, […]